welcome, stranger, are you lost?

call me SYLVARET! i'm a websurfer with a fondness for all things absurd and nonsensical.

i love microwavable snacks, cosmology, and a dash of philosophy, for flavour

forever mourning our beloved em dash...

“We began as wanderers, and we are wanderers still. We have lingered long enough on the shores of the cosmic ocean. We are ready at last to set sail for the stars.” — Carl Sagan

projects

• figurin out how to be human
• more prolly